My dose of surreality today (well, until I go home and read Final Crisis 6) was reading through the archive of Garfield Minus Garfield. Here are a few that really jumped out at me, organized by categories I just made up:

Hilarious Non-Sequitors:

Jon is Depressed:

Logic Puzzles:

Jon Goes Insane:

Jon is in Mortal Peril:

Jon Made a Bad Purchase: